nonton uber cup!

seperti yang kita semua tau, bulan mei ini lg masa2nya thomas + uber cup & i’m a big fan of the tournament!
nyeselnya itu pas hari2 pertama pertandingan, gw blm sempet nonton gara2 kecacatan kabel vision (ternyata kalo pake tv kabel selain astro kaga bs, kalo pake antene biasa malah bisa.. cacat kan?)
yg keluar malah pertandingan bola, trus ada subtitlenya “sorry for the inconvenient bla bla bla…”

jadinya gw baru sempet nonton yg pas final uber, china lwn korsell..
setelah melewati pertandingan yg sgt intense berupa smash2 tajam dan rally2 panjang (sok2 komentator) akhirnya pertandingan dimenangkan oleeeeeeeeeehhhhh KOREA!!!! yeeeeeeeee
soalnya udah bosen bgt liat cina menang2 mulu dr dulu..
nahhh, hr ini finalnya thomas (Indo vs cina).. mari doakan smoga merah putih berjaya kembali!!!

Intermezzo
masih ad hubungannya dgn uber..
Pas gw lg seru2 nya ntn uber, tmen greja gw nmnya acha sms
aca : ” kel dtg ke gereja skrg, bw usb”
(karena emang lagi seru, ya gw jawab aja lg nonton uber cup, trus dia ga bales2 lg..)
nah pas udah selesai, kira2 jam 7 gw dtg ke gereja, ternyata gw ga jadi disuruh dateng.. capedeh.. jdnya ngobrol2 aja sm si acha:
aca : ”kel, u lama bgt dtgnya!”
gw : “gw td abis ntn uber cup cha…”
aca : “Hah! u nonton uber cup?? sama siapa???” (dgn wajah terkejut)
gw : ” sendirian.. hehehe”
aca : “haa??? u nonton uber cup sendirian????”
………….. (krik2 si acha cengok lg)
kayaknya salah kaprah ni anak
gw : “gw nonton uber cup di tv chaaaaa!!”
aca : “o0o.. gw kirainnn…….”
gw : “uber cupnya itu di Malaysiaa!!!! zzz”
aca : “o0o di malaysia???! HAHAHA”

cape ya?? =.=”

Flash!

After a long time staying away from my facebook and blog, I officially declare that my works is all done!!

Yes, that’s the cover for my flash animation.. FYI, This project was given about a month ago.. My teacher let us create our own story but it had to be in 5 minutes long!! Okay, it doesn’t seem that tough.. but it really does when you start to do it..

enough with the intro! here’s a glance of my project :

Okay, this is my main character : Noluck Gloom.. his name explicitly tell us about his life.. he is a man with a kind of bad luck in his whole life; career and love..

He is so depressed.. he remains trauma for a long time due to those rejections.. one day, he tries to commit suicide.. HELP!! who can save him???

Suddenly, a mysterious advertisement appears on tv.. hei! it’s Mama Loreng! (jayus mode : on) She’s a well-known fortune-teller in town and she’s an expert in love and career.. real exact to noluck’s wish, eh?

Finally, he arrives at mama loreng’s house.. It’s so dark and creepy.. Suddenly, an old lady appears from the darkness.. She’s covered with a long black robe.. A hood covering her old face makes her looks so obsolete but mythical..

The fortune teller asks him to sit down.. in front of him, a crystal ball and a set of tarot card was set up tidily..
As any other wish-fulfilling process, mama loreng has to see noluck’s future first..
after a moment, she’s surprised to see that his future is so pathetic.. It’s a hard demand.. She can only grant him one wish; either love or money..
……………….
What a dilemma! Noluck finally decides love.. he has to close his eyes..
(1,2,3……) Now he opens his eyes

A beautiful girl suddenly stands up in front of him.. brown and wavy hair, bright blue eyes.. Noluck just can’t stop his eyes to stare at her..

they’re getting closer… closer… and…. they’re about to kiss!

AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER HEY?? IS THAT THE END??
not a chance..

What!! suddenly the beautiful girl turns into an old lady! and that’s….. MAMA LORENG!
she tries to play a trick on noluck by pretending to be the girl.. unfortunately the magic was out.. he was cheated!!
what a bad day..
(Based on true story)

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that’s the end of it.. too bad that i can’t upload the video.. it worths $59 to use the video uploader here.. @_@
please leave comment

stupid omegle : ditipu dan menipu

akhir2 ini di kelas gw sedang ramai membicarakan omegle.. omegle itu semacem situs buat chatting sama orang-orang di seluruh dunia tanpa perlu ngasi tau identitas.. kayaknya seru” gmn gitu kan??
karena penasaran, akhirnya gw melakukan chat omegle perdana gw kmaren..

tak disangka-sangka, situs ini ternyata dipenuhi oleh manusia-manusia dr indonesia.. berdasarkan chat kemaren, 3 dari 5 orang yg chat sm gw itu orang Indonesia semua! itupun belom diitung yang boong sok-sok jd org bule –”.. tapi mungkin jg kmaren gw lg ga hoki x ya??

btw, ini sebagian cuplikan chat saya:
Korban 1
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: selamınaleykum
Stranger: türk
Stranger: türkmüsün lan
You: sorry i don;t understand
You: do you speak english?
Stranger: sallama lan sik kadar ingilizcen var zaten
Stranger: itiraf et
Stranger: hadi be.
Stranger: anladım hemen
You: sorry i really don’t understand
(ngomong apaan sih?? langsung gw disconnect aj –”)

habis itu, tmen2 chat gw banyakan ga mutu semua.. ada yg sok2 horny lah (kalo ngga f langsung disconnect), trus lagi-lagi ktemu orang indo berturut-turut, ada yg sensi sm org indo, macem2 lah.. nah disini mulai rada bosen.. dan terlintaslah di pikiran gw, “pengen ah sekali2 boong alias sok2 jadi org bule..”
dan dimulailah kancah gw sebagai orang bule…

korban tipu 1
You: hii
Stranger: hi
You: asl please?
Stranger: f here
Stranger: you?
You: m
You: where do you come from?
Stranger: indonesia
Stranger: you?
You: I’m from malaysia (gw sengaja sok2 jd org malay, supaya kalo ktemu org indo bakalan seru.. pasti bacot2an.. haha..)
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 26
You: and you?
Stranger: are you indian?
You: yes
You: why?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(wew.. ternyata dugaan saya meleset! ni org keknya malah sensi sm org indi.. phew..)

korban selanjutnya
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: wat sup!?
You: asl please
Stranger: 20 m
You: from?
Stranger: UK
Stranger: u
You: wow (di pikiran gw : “wah lumayan nih dr UK bwt diajak chat”.. akhirnya gw menggunakan identitas asli..)
You: im from indonesia
You: so for away, huh?
Stranger: yeah…
Stranger: so, how is going there?
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: how old r u now?
You: 17
Stranger: i mean what r u now..
Stranger: hheheh
Stranger: ur f/m?
You: ow
You: m
You: are you going to disconnect me?
You: many people do so after ask that questiion
You: hahaha
Stranger: which part r u living dude?
Stranger: yeah…some horny guy doing that!
You: haha..
You: not some, many
You: haha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: answer my question
You: okay, I live next to jakarta
You: have you heard that before?
You: it’s the capital
Stranger: i have been there before
Stranger: when i was child
You: wow really???
You: how come?
You: ?
Stranger: eehm..i dont think so..i ready forgot it..maybe we were vacation there
You: ah i see,,
Stranger: so, this site is a popular in indonesia?
You: yeah.. sort of that
You: lately..
Stranger: cool
You: so you have met so many indonesian here right?
Stranger: u know the author or creator this site is american.he’s a 18 years old
Stranger: yeah..
You: wow
Stranger: some of them asked me about facebook account
Stranger: heheh
You: haha
Stranger: do u have it?
You: yep
You: you want to add?
Stranger: yeah..maybe…
You: hahaha
Stranger: cuz, someday i’ve planning to visit bali
You: yeah
You: bali is a great place to visit
Stranger: how long from jakarta to bali?
You: hmm
You: it’s about one hour
You: maybe less
Stranger: by plane?
You: yep
You: if you want to add my facebook, it’s michael dwinata
Stranger: sound good..maybe if i’ve time i will going to jakarta after next
You: yeah
You: you really should go
You: haha
Stranger: I love Indonesian girls!
Stranger: She’s so charming and beautiful..
You: hahaha
Stranger: if im going there may u take me out around jakarta?
Stranger: hehehe
You: yes sure
Stranger: if tat not bother u dude
You: of course not
You: but by the way, when do you think you will visit here?
Stranger: by the way, i was chatting with other indonesian here..so, he told me tat he knew this site from the most populars forum in indonesia
Stranger: wat the forum’s name?
You: hmm.. do you mean kaskus? (“ha? penting amat bule tau kaskus??” hmm.. disini gw udah mulai curiga)
Stranger: yeahhh..
You: ah i see
Stranger: kaskus…
You: yep it’s very popular here
Stranger: so, it’s populars?
You: yeah
You: which part are you in UK?
Stranger: nice..
Stranger: London
You: ow..
You: so is it crowded?
Stranger: yeah..it’s it
Stranger: have u been here?
You: nope..
You: the farthest country that i;ve visited is canada
Stranger: hey..
Stranger: u still studying or working?
You: ?
You: study
You: now I’m in my last year of senior highs chool
Stranger: ehhmm
You: and you?
Stranger: im studying in college
You: what major do you pick?
Stranger: so, where are u school?
You: ??
You: it’s no use to tell you.. I’m sure you don;t know it.. haha
Stranger: hahaa…
Stranger: i can find it in yahoo!
You: @_@
You: which major do you pick on college?
Stranger: im taking IT
Stranger: or Computer Sains. (*sains??!)
You: ow okay
You: so what kind of program do you learn there
Stranger: how long time u been in canada?
You: ??
Stranger: java.
You: only for 1 month
Stranger: vb.net
Stranger: for?
You: hmm
Stranger: traveled?
You: no
You: somekind like student exchange
Stranger: ooo..are u the smart guy in indonesia
You: hmm
You: yes maybe
You: but a lot of people smarter
You: haha
Stranger: hehaha
You: btw,
You: have you add my facebook?
Stranger: not really
You: aelah jujur lo org indonesia kan
Stranger: if i add ur account maybe u can really surprising…
You: kwkkw
You: jujur ga lo??
Stranger: hwahahaha..
You: noh kan
Stranger: that why im not add ur facebook tong!
Stranger: hahahah
You: ckkckc
You: –”
You: udah curiga dr td
Stranger: udah malem oy tidur lo
Stranger: hahah
You: cuma ngikutin permainannya aja
You: wkwkwk
Stranger: hwhahaha
You: kalo ngeboong kira2!!!!!
You: –”"
Stranger: hahah
You: zzz zzz
Stranger: :beer: dulu gan!
You: swt
You: udah ah
You: wkkwkwkwkw
Stranger: cari mangsa laen lo yee
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ckckckck
You: swt
You: elo x yg cari mangsa
You: zzzzzz
You: gw mah emang mau chat2 aja
You: –”
Stranger: ati2 bro…indonesian banyak di mari
You: emang
You: wkwkwk
Stranger: whahahah
Stranger: sorry brroo
You: salah satunya anda
You: –”
You: gpp2
You: hiburan jg
Stranger: btw, maw maen ke london gak?
Stranger: hwahahha
You: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Stranger: bener lo yee anterin gw keli2ng jakarta klw misalnya gw ksono
Stranger: hahaha
You: gak
You: –”
Stranger: gw apalin micheal dwinata!
Stranger: hahahah
You: itu pertama gw masih percaya
You: dodol
You: zzzzzzzzz
Stranger: whahahah
Stranger: sumpah dari tadi gw ngakak!
You: wew
Stranger: sering gila gw ganguin dari indonesia
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: gw udah taw dari pertama lo ornag indo
Stranger: hhahaha
You: sejak ngomong2 kaskus udah mulai ga percaya gw
You: kwkwk
You: yeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: dari hello and asl PLEASE…
Stranger: hahaha
You: emang gw kan blg gw oang indo
You: zzzzzz
Stranger: gak seblomnye kuda
You: gw mah JUJUR –”
You: o0o
You: waakkaa
Stranger: hahaha
You: lah emang kalo org luar ga pake please ya?
You: maklum gw baru pertama x chat omegle
Stranger: orank luar gak serendah gitu..
You: swt
You: rendah hati x bukan rendah –”
Stranger: please tuh kta yg bener2 udah mentok or mohon2
Stranger: btw english lo ajib sob
You: wew
Stranger: sambil blajar ingriss jga dimari
Stranger: heheh
You: swt
You: aslinya org mana sih?
You: wew
Stranger: gw orank bandung tapi lgi kuliah di malingshit
You: gile ya masih sempet2nya aja ngerjain org
You: ah kalo omegle orgnya beginian semua gmn bs dpt tmn internasional gue?? –”
Stranger: hwahha
You: ya lumayan deh malaysia internasional dikit –”
Stranger: whahahah
You: wew
You: dodol
You: –”
You: btw om namanya siapa???
Stranger: nama gw reza
You: hmm ini asli apa ngeboong ya –”
You: kwkwkw
Stranger: hwahhaha
Stranger: boongan
You: ….
Stranger: nama asli gw rizki
Stranger: hehehe
You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You: ga tau deh skrg bingung gw mau percaya ato ngga
You: wakakaka
You: eh udah ya om
You: gw off dulu
You: ngantuk
You: wkwkwkwk
Stranger: tadga
Stranger: jgan lupa minum susu nak
Stranger: whahahahah
You: zzz
You: jgn kebanyakan nipu ya om
You: ckckkc
Stranger: salam bwt jablay se indonesia
You: –”
Stranger: hwhahahha
Stranger: jgan terlalu polos ya nak!
Stranger: ckckckckck
You: zzzzz
You: udah nyadar yaaa di tengah2
Stranger: xxxxxxx
You: zzzz
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: zzzzzzz juga
You: udah tq hiburannya –”
wkwkkw
You: bye2
Stranger: sip2
Stranger: bye
Stranger: ketawa2 gw disini!
Stranger: hahaha
You: zzzz
You: sial
You have disconnected.

(percakapan sudah di kurangi seidkit agar tidak terlalu panjang)
itu dia pengalaman buruk tapi sedikit kocak saat chat di omegle.. hikmahnya : jgn percaya sm BULE-BULE GADUNGAN yg grammarnya acakadul di omegle.. wkwk (padahal grammar gw jg masih kacau balau sih.. wkwk.. kalo om rizky/reza baca, no offense yaa.. peace ^^V)

JB

pinky – funky – g4uL

di sela-sela ngerjain TO, rasanya suntuuukk bgt, akhirnya gw putuskan buat buka fb..
tau”nya ada 2 wall yg berisi krg lbh sama : “kel, u inten ga?”
yep.. biasanya sabtu itu jadwalnya inten gw..
dann, kbetulan hr itu lesnya masi libur, jd gw jwb aja salah 1 wallnya, ternyata gw mau diajakin naik golf cab.. benda apakah itu??
karena penasaran, akhirnya gw ikut aja.. gw disuruh ke rumah salah 1 tetangga gw, dan disana kris, vani, dan sum sudah menunggu..
di depan rumahnya si kris ada 1 benda yg cukup asing.. kalo diliat-liat sih bentuknya kayak mobil gitu, tp samping2 nya terbuka.. sbenernya sih mobilnya biasa.. yaaa.. kayak mobil” yg dipake bwt jalan-jalan pas maen golf lahh.. tp yg sgt menarik perhatian orang adalah warnanya yg pinky” gt..

nahhh.. ini dia mobilnya.. keren kann?? wkwk

G= gw, S= sum, V= vani, K= kris
G : “ini mobil lu sum??”
S : “bkan.. punya tmennya bokap gw.. lg dipinjemin..”
G : “lho! kita mw jalan-jalan naek ini??”
S : “iyaaa lahh”
(pertamanya sih agak ogah-ogahan gitu.. tp karena cuma keliling komplek, yaa gpp lah.. paling muter2 deket taman doang..)
selama di jalan, para penumpang (gw, vani, kris) + supir dadakannya (sum) merasakan sensasi naik mobil yg beda dr biasanya.. kayak naek mobil maenen itu.. si vani di jalan cekakak cekikikan ga brenti-brenti.. gw + kris kan duduk di belakang, ya sabar aja menahan malu diliatin orang-orang.. lagian aneh jg sih.. kan biasanya golf cab itu dipake di padang rumput, lah ini kok di jalanan –”
tapi itu belom seberapa……….
V : “lah sum, mw kemana??”
S : “balik..”
V : “yaaah.. jg donk.. muter-muter ke depan napa??”
S : “emang mwnya kemana?? ke pax?? gw berani sih..”
G : (dalam hati: “WEW!!.. jgn ke pax plzz.. jgn ke pax plzz..) (FYI, pax itu sekolah yg lumayan jauh.. udah gitu jalanannya jg rame lg.. pada ga malu diliatin orang apa??)
V : “AYO!!!” (ni anak emg yg paling semangat kalo masalah yg beginian.. urat malunya udah putus sih)

singkat cerita, pertama-tama kita muter ke lapangan basket deket rumah, trus lg banyak org latian basket gitu.. pas kita lewat, orang2 yg tdnya lari, pada berhenti.. semua mata tertuju pada kita..
krik2.. akhirnya kita terus aja jalan, seakan ga terjadi apa-apa..
trus pas kita lewat, ada jg tukang ojek yg nyeletuk :
ojek : “mobilnya dibawa mudikk nengggg..”
sontak kita semua langsung ngakak

next, kita ke pax.. seperti yg gw duga-duga, orang-orang di jalan udah ngeliatin kita.. sambil senyum2 lg.. -__-” malah ad yg ngeliatinnya itu dr ujuuung udah ngeliatin, bahkan sampe udah lewat jauh aja masih melototin.. buset deh.. gw sih udah nutupin mulut pake tangan aj.. (sok2 mau menyamarkan identitas)..
tp kayaknya ga bakalan berhasil.. yaudah terima aja deh.. sekali-sekali jd pusat perhatian gpp –”

kita akhirnya memutuskan buat pergi ke tirtamas (salah satu kolam renang favorit yg deket pax).. pas di jalan, biasa lah, banyak org-org kurang kerjaan yg duduk di sisi-sisi jalan (baca : alay).. gw udah tau bgt nih pasti ada reaksi-reaksi yg tak diharapkan.. dan ternyata dugaan gw tepat!

A = alay
A : (pertama-tama cuma senyum” sambil bisikin sesuatu ke temennya)
G,S,V,K : (kita diem aja, berusaha ga menyulut reaksi-reaksi yg ga diinginkan)
A : “woyy!!! m0b1l G4uLL!!!! wKkw” (tulisan ini menggunakan fitur alay translator)
krik2……..

akhirnya kita semua balik ke rumah.. moodnya udah dirusak sm kejadian barusan.. wkwkwk (ngga jg sih, lebay)
trus akhirnya malah foto-foto dah.. kalo masalah ini si kris yg paling semangat.. haha..

yaahh.. pokoknya banyak kenangan-kenangan manis bersama si mobil pinky – funky – g4uL.. emang eye-catchy bgt sih nih mobil.. moga2 si sum dipinjemin mobil itu lg.. biar eksis kita (alah)

foto-foto lainnya :

kiri ke kanan : vani, sum (stephanie), kris

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